Breaking News in Search for MH370

Western Hero Exclusive:

It has recently come to our attention that the following passengers on Flight MH370 were traveling together and have been identified.

 If you have any information as to their intentions or whereabouts please contact Western Hero immediately.

First for those not aware of who these two people are, the first is Carmen Sandiego of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego fame, the second is Waldo (Wally for those of you not in the US or Canada) of Where's Waldo.

One of our digital competitors, Tomnod, is hosting online satellite imagery enabling ordinary folks like you to participate in the search for MH370.  Not wanting to be outdone, Western Hero is going by the theory that if you find the passengers you find the plane, so we offer this up to you our readers for examination:

Please help us find Waldo, and thus the plane.

Seriously though...

Isn't this getting a bit ridiculous?  Yesterday it was a "remote stretch of ocean off Australia", the day before it was the Maldives, before that it was off the coast of India...the Malacca Strait... the Andaman Islands... the South China Sea.  I feel like I'm watching a modern remake of the Keystone Cops.