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Dude! Where's my Crimea?

Crimean Prime Mister Sergey Aksyonov tweeted the above photograph of President Obama in a Russian military uniform.  Nothing like a little R-S-P-E-C-T!

It turns out the "Severe Sanctions" hanging over Moscow like the Sword of Damocles turns out to be travel bans on seven Russians and 4 Ukrainians.  Word is you can hear the laughter from Sarah Palin's backyard.

Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin called Obama a prankster.

"Russia is the only country in the world realistically capable of turning the United States into radioactive ash,"

Dmitry Kiselyov said on the state controlled Rossiya 1 television network to reinforce his comment that the United States and President Barack Obama were living in fear of Russia led by President Vladimir Putin.

There is only one possible response to that comment:

 

Food for Thought

 

Imperial County California has a higher percentage of Hispanics than Crimea does of Russians.  Fortunately polls show a higher chance of them seceding and joining Arizona than Mexico.

Just sayin'