tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post3397427505769006856..comments2023-09-15T08:07:28.542-06:00Comments on Western Hero: Weekend HumorSilverfiddlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13541652236676260219noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-71959393435267813892012-02-05T21:25:25.971-07:002012-02-05T21:25:25.971-07:00Warrior Clowns
The crowds stopped roaring
And va...<i>Warrior Clowns<br /><br />The crowds stopped roaring <br />And vacated the arena long ago. <br />The spectacle had reached the point <br />Where it no longer titillated, <br />No longer shocked, depressed, <br />Annoyed, or inspired <br />Even the faintest semblance <br />Of empathy, interest or concern.<br /><br />Evening shadows lengthen <br />Darkening the tarmac. <br />The sky purples, then blackens. <br />There is no moon tonight. <br />She has taken refuge –– <br />Along with the stars ––<br />Behind a thick blanket <br />Of lowering thunderclouds.<br /><br />And still <br />The weary gladiators fight on –– <br />Unaware that the sweet Release, <br />The blessed Relief ––<br />The Peace –– <br />The Joy<br />Of Death <br />Can never overtake <br />Warrior-clowns <br />Thrusting in futility<br />In the vast emptiness <br />Of Cyberspace.<br />Their Agony shall be <br />Eternal.</i><br /><br />~ FTAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-25908241208850538162012-02-05T20:15:29.159-07:002012-02-05T20:15:29.159-07:00I think FJ is running out of places to stalk me.I think FJ is running out of places to stalk me.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-61510759418574832162012-02-05T15:12:55.467-07:002012-02-05T15:12:55.467-07:00Take your hissy slap fights somewhere else, or I&#...Take your hissy slap fights somewhere else, or I'll zot you allSilverfiddlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13541652236676260219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-59669729463102005072012-02-05T12:57:04.151-07:002012-02-05T12:57:04.151-07:00I can hardly WAIT to begin my astronaut training, ...I can hardly WAIT to begin my <a href="http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/sci-fi-cold-open/1383274#.Ty7dxhQrqmA.mailto" rel="nofollow">astronaut training</a>, beamish. Isn't Newt the GREATEST!Joe Cameltoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189167962738394522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-44725332877163544992012-02-05T12:55:58.003-07:002012-02-05T12:55:58.003-07:00You're doing a fine job representing the typic...You're doing a fine job representing the typical Paulbot, FJ.<br /><br />Please, don't let little ol' me stop you from making an ass of yourself.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-47202878146547749702012-02-05T12:33:59.652-07:002012-02-05T12:33:59.652-07:00Nothing is funnier than watching a "bully&quo...Nothing is funnier than watching a "bully" sqeel "victim". "Help me, sf...I'm being unfairly characterized..."<br /><br />Bwah-ha-ha-ha!Joe Cameltoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189167962738394522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-12388218464580431872012-02-05T12:11:35.525-07:002012-02-05T12:11:35.525-07:00Let's go kick some paulbot tail, beamish dawg!...Let's go <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9NgFoDh83k&sns=em" rel="nofollow">kick some paulbot tail</a>, beamish dawg! Damn homo Paulbots!Inspector AIPachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16041712590226137962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-44682926112849443232012-02-05T10:33:45.066-07:002012-02-05T10:33:45.066-07:00Silverfiddle,
I'm sorry I have a futile attra...Silverfiddle,<br /><br />I'm sorry I have a futile attraction / stalker polluting your blog. He posts here (and other blogs I frequent) to badger and berate me because I refuse to lift the ban on leftists with less than 86 IQ points on my blog.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-397124058216390202012-02-05T10:25:31.938-07:002012-02-05T10:25:31.938-07:00FJ,
I'm not homophobic, I just hate prissy li...FJ,<br /><br />I'm not homophobic, I just hate prissy little faggots. Like you.<br /><br />This three-month, going on four-month long grudge you have against me is absurd. <br /><br />I'm not the one that made you look like an idiot. You do that just fine on your own.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-88359637093419013292012-02-05T08:25:03.770-07:002012-02-05T08:25:03.770-07:00Dmarks: Strumming-wise, a banjo or guitar is abou...Dmarks: Strumming-wise, a banjo or guitar is about equal. Guitar maybe a little harder because it has more strings.<br /><br />Banjo playing like bluegrass and such is much harder, and I think it takes a special personality to do it well.Silverfiddlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13541652236676260219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-26897102969484027022012-02-05T08:22:54.509-07:002012-02-05T08:22:54.509-07:00KP: Those old Carson Carnac routines are classic!...KP: Those old Carson Carnac routines are classic!<br /><br />As for the sock puppets, best to just ignore them. I would zap the little time-wasters, but that itself would be a waste of my time...Silverfiddlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13541652236676260219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-48433999830210663562012-02-05T07:06:16.505-07:002012-02-05T07:06:16.505-07:00Silverstrings and Plucky Ducky...
is a banjo easy ...Silverstrings and Plucky Ducky...<br />is a banjo easy to play, compared to a guitar?<br />or harder?dmarkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07269773990064736457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-82449033183404585772012-02-05T04:52:57.163-07:002012-02-05T04:52:57.163-07:00@ beamish:
Just admit to everyone now that you ar...@ beamish:<br /><br />Just admit to everyone now that you are both stupid and a penis obsessed homophobe, and I'll go away, beamish. Everyone else here already knows it. This public intervention is for the sake of your own mental health. ;)Joe Cameltoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189167962738394522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-6749614425211532292012-02-05T01:59:48.008-07:002012-02-05T01:59:48.008-07:00KP said...
Great stuff!
With a 'Carnac the M...<i> KP said...<br />Great stuff! <br /><br />With a 'Carnac the Magnificent' type stare: the next time you post about politics "May your favorite daughter be featured in NFL Films' Sack of the Week.", <br /></i><br /><br />The mental highlight reel I am receiving is funny as hell.98ZJUSMChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00835592067007059336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-71004748235390415082012-02-04T23:58:17.728-07:002012-02-04T23:58:17.728-07:00I can't even think of a question for DQ. I gue...I can't even think of a question for DQ. I guess that is proof I am no Carnac.KPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13788103894599339102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-52358702549334709752012-02-04T23:19:05.204-07:002012-02-04T23:19:05.204-07:00I have to admit I'm at the moment stumped as t...I have to admit I'm at the moment stumped as to how to make FJ's gay rage obsession with me look any more ridiculous to you all than it already does.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-38726904443857153792012-02-04T22:23:01.521-07:002012-02-04T22:23:01.521-07:00Great stuff!
With a 'Carnac the Magnificent&...Great stuff! <br /><br />With a 'Carnac the Magnificent' type stare: the next time you post about politics "May your favorite daughter be featured in NFL Films' Sack of the Week.", "May a bloated yak change the temperature of your jacuzzi", "May you walk a mile under a diseased camel," "May your only son become the goalie on a nude hockey team.")KPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13788103894599339102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-17151349708771936892012-02-04T22:15:42.985-07:002012-02-04T22:15:42.985-07:00Cher is not an arab.Cher is not an arab.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-34397695480764365402012-02-04T18:04:59.983-07:002012-02-04T18:04:59.983-07:00Let me add this to best album covers... http://www...Let me add this to best album covers... http://www.amazon.com/Songs-About-Fucking-Big-Black/dp/B0000019GE<br /><br />The back cover is better.Country Thinkerhttp://countrythinker.com/home/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-72694612342275972532012-02-04T16:04:11.967-07:002012-02-04T16:04:11.967-07:00For all of you I have a query:
Could Cher think sh...<b>For all of you I have a query:<br />Could Cher think she’s become a Valkyrie?<br />Wagner’d shout his derision<br />At so grotesque a vision.<br />Cher’s an Arab not Aryan, dearie.</b> <br /><br />~ FTAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-67420221250090236572012-02-04T16:02:40.148-07:002012-02-04T16:02:40.148-07:00Thanks for this Silver. I'm so sick of nation...Thanks for this Silver. I'm so sick of national politics, I'm ready to swear it all off. I needed a nice long diversion in the form of a laugh.Alligatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03764752508206031685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-51954918731945555022012-02-04T15:24:14.964-07:002012-02-04T15:24:14.964-07:00An aged sex symbol called Cher
Can no longer be se...<i>An aged sex symbol called Cher<br />Can no longer be seen fully bare,<br />So she's had to settle<br />For peekaboo metal.<br />Get near her? No real man would dare!</i><br /><br /><b>Now that Cher has become an elder,<br />Her only close friend is a welder.<br />Her armored defense <br />Makes a great deal of sense.<br />Any man would get maimed if he held her!</b><br /><br /><i><b>Her gilded Chastity Belt<br />Has with aging effectively dealt.<br />Now that none dare get close<br />They can't tell just how gross<br />I would be if her old hide got felt!</b></i><br /><br />~ FreeThinkeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-37213869080534026032012-02-04T12:32:21.127-07:002012-02-04T12:32:21.127-07:00I pitched several ideas to Cracked but they were r...I pitched several ideas to Cracked but they were rejected such as 6 ways Paula Deen can stay addicted to butter. Oh well. People will just have to settle for my humor over at <a href="http://themainland.net" rel="nofollow">The Mainland</a>.Rob Rubinhttp://themainland.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-38509616363071908372012-02-04T12:21:45.836-07:002012-02-04T12:21:45.836-07:00Love the kitty!! Can't say much for the other ...Love the kitty!! Can't say much for the other two pics, yech! LOL!Trekkie4Everhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03226981394122557804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7674333464171899932.post-6135622512234759762012-02-04T11:57:50.805-07:002012-02-04T11:57:50.805-07:00Beamish and a penis walk into a bar. The bartende...Beamish and a penis walk into a bar. The bartender turns to the penis and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve penises in this bar". The penis replies, "That's okay, I'm not really here. The guy I came in with only imagines that I'm here." Beamish then orders a beer, drinks it, and turns to leave. The bartender, not wanting to get stiffed shouts, "Hey, you've gotta PAY for that!" whereupon beamish replies, "Pay for what, penis breath? I'm not one to deny service to penises!"<br /><br />Get it? Beamish was projecting the state of his own breath on the bartender....<br /><br />BWAH-HA-HA-HA!<br /><br />I love threads dedicated to humour. :)Joe Cameltoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189167962738394522noreply@blogger.com