Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Vote Hillary, because She's Entitled, Damn You!

The GOP had their first group gaggle in New Hampshire this weekend, and nooze outlets like AP characterized their discussions of foreign policy as "bickering," but let's move on to more important topics.

What is it about Hillary that voters find so attractive?

Her status as faithful wife to a serial and flamboyant philanderer?

The Rose Law Firm billing records?

The purloined FBI files of the Clinton enemies?

Her skill at playing the futures market?

Her gross incompetence and callous disregard for human life as Secretary of State?

Perhaps it's her metallic voice, bereft of all human warmth that makes even a personal story sound like a cold, stern lecture?

Maybe it's her flat-eyed stare that looks like it belongs on the face of a space alien staring at you through the window of a flying saucer.

Or is her soulless stare more like that of a psychopathic stone-cold killer?

Could any Democrats out there in Blogistan explain it to me?

Here's some great sHrillary sound from The Savage Nation:

Do we really want eight years of this?  Can anyone defeat her?

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