Tuesday, October 8, 2013

And Now For Something Completely...

RIDICULOUS

My Safety Sign

The Weber Middle School in Port Washington Long Island out of concern for student safety has banned:

Footballs
Baseballs
Soccerballs
Lacrosse Balls
Tag
Cartwheels

This has come about due to a "rash of playground injuries"

So, in the future, children let out for recess will be chained to a pole and securely wrapped in bubble wrap.

Welcome to the New America!

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