Thursday, February 16, 2012

Missing Bush White House e-mails Found

Things have been way too intense here lately. Time to lighten it up with a blast from the past. This is probably the last year Obama can blame Bush, so lets savor it while it lasts...

Dick Cheney Must Be Behind It!

Computer experts have recovered 22 million Bush White House e-mails previously thought lost or destroyed (22 million!) and Bush foes who had filed lawsuits to have them handed over are jubilant.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Computer technicians have found 22 million missing White House e-mails from the administration of President George W. Bush, according to two groups that are settling lawsuits they filed over the failure by the Bush White House to install an electronic record keeping system.
Bush haters have been devouring the e-mails like a pack of ravenous wolves.  One Cheney e-mail to the president has them particularly excited:
Well, George, I'm off to my secret, underground, undisclosed torture chamber.  Got a fresh shipment of jihadis in and I want to test out the new cattle prod.  The bullwhip just ain't cutting it anymore.  I want 'em pissin' their pants when I get my torture on!  Bwahahahahaha!  -- Dick
White House Manipulated Gas Prices

Other e-mail traffic reveals the source of the gasoline price spike in 2007:  President Bush accidentally bumped the secret dial under his desk that he used to control global petroleum prices.

He had purposely turned it down in 2004 to get reelected, then eased it back up slightly to keep the Big Oil cronies happy.  But he apparently got excited while eavesdropping on an ordinary citizen's phone call to Sweden and slammed his knee into the dial, sending prices skyward.  The impact was so severe he had to give up mountain biking for a week. 

Despite that, he didn't realize what he'd done until campaign money began gushing in from corrupt oil companies with thank you notes attached.  The event prompted this e-mail to the energy secretary:
Hey Tater!
Damn, still can't believe I did that...  Can we blame the gas price increase on France?  Just askin'  heh heh heh...  -- The Decider
More Embarrassing E-Mails

There are supposedly other embarrassing e-mails, including one where the former president compares Nancy Pelosi to a washed up drag queen and threatens to lasso Keith Olbermann and pull him behind his horse like Ben Cartwright did to a bad guy on a Bonanza episode.

It is also rumored that in one piquant missive, Vice President Cheney offered to "Butcher that fatass Michael Moore like the hog that he is," and unfavorably compared Senator John Kerry to a flaccid male appendage, but that has yet to be confirmed.

Don't believe me?  Go read the story here:  Breitbart


Anonymous said...

Can we start a pool regarding how long until they're leaked to Julian Assange?


Anonymous said...

The hypocritical liberals in this country have had a grand old time with President George W. Bush's mangling of the English language, and when Sarah Palin or Michele Bachman make a slip of the tongue and the liberal lamestream media will turn it into a major news story, “ can see Russia form here” . But not so with hypocritical Liberals when makes Obama's verbal screw-ups. So I'm here to bring balance to the ridicule, and to point out just how the hypocritical stupid retarded Obama worshipers really are

Anonymous said...

How many states dose the USA have Obama? Vice President Dan Quayle was virtually laughed out of Washington for misspelling potato back in 1992, yet the idiot sitting in the white house now Obama made a more elementary flub when, during a 2008 campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon, he said: "I've now been in 57 states-I think one left to go." What a moron.

Anonymous said...

Hero soldier mix-up: While commending troops at Fort Drum, New York, for their completed deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan, Idiot Obama said, "A comrade of yours, Jared Monti, was the first person who I was able to award the Medal of Honor to who actually came back and wasn't receiving it posthumously." Wrong hero. Sgt. 1st Class Jared Monti was killed in action, another soldier, Staff Sgt. Sal Giunta, was the first living recipient of the Medal of Honor that fought in Afghanistan.
What year is it you Dumb ass Obama? During a trip to London's Westminster Abbey, hypocritical Obama signed the guest book and dated it May 24, 2008. Oops. It was 2011. Maybe he was wishing it was his 2008 election campaign. Campaigning he can do. Running the country he can't.
Read a map Obama: Not only does the moron Obama not know how many states there are, he also doesn't know where they are. During the 2008 primary campaign, he explained why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky: "Senator Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming from a nearby state of Arkansas. So it's not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle." hypocritical Obama's home state of Illinois, and not Arkansas, shares a border with Kentucky.
What language is that Moron Obama? In April 2009, on one of his many foreign trips, Imbecile Obama mused, "I don't know what the term is in Austrian" for "wheeling and dealing." Oops, another screw up from our genius President. There is no Austrian language.
Twister casualties: After a devastating tornado that hit Kansas, Dumb-Ass Obama discussed the tragedy without help from a Teleprompter, saying, "In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died-an entire town destroyed." He was only off by 9,988 as the twister killed 12 people. No tornado or even hurricane has ever in U.S. history killed more than ten thousand people at any one time in case you didn't know that Obama you pointless schmuck of a President!
Hypocritical Obama recently thought he was so clever, unfavorably comparing Republican procrastination on the debt limit to his daughters finishing their homework early. In his remarks, hypocritical Obama made a reference to daughter Malia, saying she was 13 years old, when at the time she was 12. Imagine the press reaction if Michele Bachmann made a misstatement about any of her five children or 23 foster kids.

Anonymous said...

Special Olympics insensitivity: Returd Obama called and apologized to the head of the Special Olympics, after making this insensitive comment following a game of bowling: "No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like-it was like Special Olympics, or something." Hasn't your whole presidency been like the Special Olympics, or something?
Hypocritical Obama doesn't seem to know anything about the civil rights movement or his own fucking birth date. On the anniversary of the Bloody Sunday march in Selma, Alabama, he claimed his parents united as a direct result of the civil rights movement. "There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Alabama, because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born." Bonehead Obama was born in 1961. The Selma march took place in 1965.
The flip-flopper in chief told a Portland crowd that Iran doesn't "pose a serious threat to us" cluelessly arguing that "tiny countries" with small defense budgets can't do us harm and then promptly flip-flopped the very next day, claiming, "I've made it clear for years that the threat from Iran is grave." What a fucking turd-brain!!!
Recently Shithead Obama didn't even know where the hell in the world he was. "When I meet with world leaders, what's striking whether it's in Europe or here in Asia…" Mistakenly referring to Hawaii as Asia while holding a press conference outside Honolulu. And Honolulu, Hawaii, is where this retard Obama was, supposedly, born.
Faith confusion??? No wonder so many Americans are unsure of the hypocritical Obama's faith, as he seems to be confused himself. During the 2008 campaign, during an interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, Obama said, "What I was suggesting-you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith," before Stephanopoulos jumped in to help, saying "your Christian faith." So which one is it really, Barack Hussein Obama, your Muslim faith or your Christian faith?

Anonymous said...

You forgot to mention the most damning email of all -- the one where Cheney order Bush to have Bonnie Fwank seized by Armed Gods, thrown into the White House dungeon so Cheney could have the pleasure of sodomizing Fwank with a red hot poker, while Dubya, Rush Limbaugh, Roger Ailes and the Koch brothers hold him down.

Surprised you didn't mention it. It was all over the New York Times and MSNBC.

~ FreeThinke

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, Cheney's plans to have key Democrats machine-gunned on the Mall in groups of eight chained together in front of the Capitol Steps feel through when major media refused to televise the event.

~ FreeThinke

Anonymous said...

Showing surprising degree of uncharacteristic wit and sophistication and urbane style Dubya, himself, wrote to Cheney nixing the red hot poker scenario saying he'd rather see Bonnie Fwank forcibly impaled on the Washington Monument while helicopters recorded the event for posterity.

Cheney responded, "No, Dodo. That would give the bastard too much pleasure. I want him to SUFFER."

So faw Bonnie Fwank wemains wegwettabwee fwee.

~ FreeThinke

Tom said...

Why are we even taking about Cheney and Bush when we know who and what Obama is all about!
Obama is either delusional or a bald-faced liar, I prefer to think that he's the later, just look at this.

And it's about time the American people wised up to what he is all about.
If you think that I'm a racist by saying this then so be it, I got news for you, I don't give a flying fig what you call me because if you think that then YOU are hopeless.

Bunkerville said...

Now I know why I really really miss George!

Jersey McJones said...

Silver, you're going to feel pretty silly if they uncover yet even more nefarious activities at the old Bush White House.

But then, you'll just ignore it. It doesn't fit your position.


Tom said...
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Information You Deserve said...

Jersey McJones said...
"Silver, you're going to feel pretty silly"



Jim at Conservatives on Fire said...

Okay. I read the example e.mails you provided. What's the problem?

TeaBagger said...

when will the Obama regime, stop blaming other and take some responsibility for their own actions ?

Anybody have the answer?

Anonymous said...

Emails also reveal the shocking details of the long term lesbian affair between Barbara Bush and Laura who've been known to have threesomes with Hillary Clinton on rare occasions.

Rumors of lesbian orgies in the Lincoln Bedroom with Barbara Bush, Hillary Clinton, Lisa Caputo, Madelyn Murray O'Hair, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Madeleine Albright, Janet Reno, Donna Shalala, Janet Napolitano and the Bush twins when they were still underage have never been confirmed, but sources say, it's highly probably they occurred -- repeatedly.

No wonder poor Dubya was driven into the reluctant arms of Condoleezza Rice, who had been hoping so long to be asked to join the girls!

~ FreeThinke

Anonymous said...

Cheney's plans to build Extremination Centers for Muslims and Dissidents were scotched as "too controversial" --- "right now."

"WAIT!" was the word from Dubya's White House staff.

"The time will be ripe," they said, "after we've staged another attack we can blame on the Muslims. This time it will be a Nuclear Event. San Francisco is the likely target, but it might be Chicago. Still up for grabs."

~ FreeThinke

Anonymous said...

Plans to induce 'spontaneous' abortions in all pregnant Welfare Mothers on Medicaid during their prenatal care sessions are still in the works. How to manage this without losing the Catholic Vote is still under consideration.

~ FreeThinke

Anonymous said...

The plan to poison the groundwater supply in Iran, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan and Egypt with affecting Israel are still on the drawing board.

Cheney favors sacrificing The Jewish State ("The Jews don't vote for us anyway," Cheney says), but Dubya has compunctions about it on religious grounds. "I don't think God would like that," he Cheney, "Though, personally I really don't give a shit one way or the other."

~ FreeThinke

Anonymous said...

Laura Bush's insomnia has worsened considerably after she was informed of daughter Jenna's fourth abortion, and reportedly she has returned to chain smoking.

"But, Ma!" I only used RU486," the girl cried after her mother reprimanded her.

"I don't care, baby," Laura replied. "All these unwanted pregnancies are bound to be bad for your figure."

~ FT

Anonymous said...

Bettie Curry reportedly was very hut at being left out of the Lincoln Bedroom Lesbian Orgies, and threatened for a time to sic the NAACP on the White House Staff. She grew silent, however, after being told that her husband's premarital career as a serial pederast would be made public.

~ FT

Anonymous said...

Amelia Earhart's luggage was found in the basement of The Royal Hawaiian Hotel in Honolulu. Apparently she stopped off there on her famous failed flight, and never left the island. Apparently, she had went native, and was last seen bare-breasted wearing a grass skirt gently swaying her hips to the strains of Lovely Lualana Lady just before being ushered into a grass hut doubtless yo get a lei.

That was when she disappeared for good. The whereabouts of her plane remain a mystery.

~ FT

OD357 said...

What daring! What outrageousness!
What insolence! What arrogance!
I salute you.

Ducky's here said...

Thinking about freedom.

Silver, I notice you got all incensed about the threat to freedom in the fake school lunch story on z's blog.
Well I had an interesting encounter recently.

I was down town over the weekend and I had my bag with me. Went over to the Hancock building and got this nutty idea for a shot so I got as close to the building as I could and pointed the telephoto straight up.

Looked kinda interesting so I decided to try something with a different depth and I was switching to a 50mm when a security guard comes over.

"What are you doing here."

"Changing lenses."

"You have to leave or I'll have you arrested."

That's the deal, minding your own business and they figure you're al-Qaeda.

I left but my normal response might have been,"It's a public sidewalk. Bite me." Except now with the new Obummer security edict(N.B. I know you don't support it) I could be summarily charged. Taking photos of the Hancock building, terror plot.

So maybe they take my camera and screw up a $900 lens or play whatever games they decide are appropriate. This would have all been considered fine by the right wing bed wetters who live in fear of attack and frankly as military you contribute to the hysteria whether you support it or not.

It's not an isolated incident. A buddy had it happen to him while photographing a public monument in D.C. recently.

But we are going to talk about fake school lunch stories while the ship goes down. Oh there are threats to freedom out there all right but it ain't the lunch police.

Anonymous said...

IF Ducky looks anything like the way he writes it's a wonder he hasn't long ago been arrested, detained indefinitely, and scheduled to be skewered, drawn and quartered as part of the private entertainments at Bohemian Grove.

I can well imagine what his captors would with that $900.00 telephoto lens after they got him stripped and strapped down.

Imagine a Marxist bragging about his ownership of a $900.00 lens!

Only in America!!!

You don't realize it, Ducks, but you will really miss the Good Old USA once it becomes The People's Republik of Amerika.

From Russia with love,

F Thee

Anonymous said...

And again I say unto you all:

This new system of verification words really, really, REALLY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

Can't you blog owners hoot and holler to the powers that be? It took me FOUR attempts to get that last bit of nonsense posted.

~ FT

Silverfiddle said...

Ducky: Yeah, I was so incensed that I let loose this flaming tirade:

If anyone thinks it will stop at this, they have not been paying attention.

Oooh, I was really off the chain!

Now, about your story. I am with you 100%; it's BS!

What does kabuki security like this tell a real bad guy? Just stand back a little bit and use a telephoto lens to get your pictures. I will also reach the hand of friendship out further and say that Bush started it; Obama is just carrying on the statist policies.

To quote a great band, "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..."

Ducky's here said...

No, Silver, the point is that the focus is not on the real risks.

Under the guise of public safety you can get away with quite a bit.

Meanwhile we get all incensed about a non-event in a North Carolina lunch room.

Ducky's here said...

Freethinker, engaging in a little class warfare?

Silverfiddle said...

No, Silver, the point is that the focus is not on the real risks.

Damn. Even when I agree with you, you are disagreeable.

So OK, I wish you would have fought back and gotten hauled off to Gitmo with a $900 camera lens stuffed in your latte leftist ass.

Happy now?

Finntann said...

Viburnum said "Can we start a pool regarding how long until they're leaked to Julian Assange?"

Leaked to Julian, where the hell do you think they found them?

Me I'm waiting for my FOIA suit demanding release of the Lincoln emails to get settled.

Ducky "This would have all been considered fine by the right wing bed wetters"

Come now, surely you know us better than that by now. We are with you brother.

Anonymous said...

...there are threats to freedom out there all right but it ain't the lunch police.

Aha! The dawn is beginning to break. Now if we can only convince you that the cure lies in constantly beating politicians, left and right, over the head with copies of the Constitution we may make a strict constructionist of you yet.


P.S. Please add my voice to the complaints about the new verification format. Had the last on blown up 220% on a 23" monitor and still couldn't decipher it

Ducky's here said...

So OK, I wish you would have fought back and gotten hauled off to Gitmo with a $900 camera lens stuffed in your latte leftist ass.

That's only one. I also carry a wide angle zoom, a 50mm fixed and a 100mm fixed.

Finntann - When I say bedwetters I'm referring to the right in general not most of the posters here.

Anonymous said...

"Damn! Even when I agree with you, you are disagreeable."

AHA! Spot on, SilverFiddle! SPOT ON!

THAT is the essence of Ducky's SHTICK -- to make himself as prominent as possible by never ceasing to be disagreeable -- sneering, cynical, condescending, contemptuous, and ungracious.

And it WORKS so WELL!

I've observed our Ducky for nearly ten years, and his antics NEVER FAIL to draw the lion's share of attention AWAY from the topic at hand, and get it focused on --- HIMSELF!

The man is a positive GENIUS.

~ FreeThinke

Anonymous said...


AOW has removed Word Verification from her blog.

Why don't YOU?

TODAY, please.


~ FT

dmarks said...

Finntann: "Me I'm waiting for my FOIA suit demanding release of the Lincoln emails to get settled."

Me too.

Remember Dan Rather, who based his "Bush went AWOL" story on Microsoft Word 97 documents from the early 1970s?

I hear he is about to break open the JFK assassination controversy due to revelations he found when he got a hold of Jack Ruby's Blackberry.

Silverfiddle said...


AOW has removed Word Verification from her blog.

Why don't YOU?

TODAY, please.

Why? Because I don't run this blog for a living; it's a hobby.

When I am at work, making money for my family, I can't access the blooger interface.

When I get home, I'll be sure to get right on it sir! Even before I hug the wife and kids.

Anonymous said...

Well Gee Whiz, Kurt! It was only a SUGGESTION -- admittedly a forceful one. (:-s

These arbitrary changes that get imposed from somewhere "on high" -- even in a relatively low-key, friendly medium like this -- are very irritating.

I didn't even know it was POSSIBLE to "remove Word Verification," until AOW announced she had done so, because SHE was just as annoyed with the new format as I was -- possibly even more so than I was.

If it is possible not to have it, why would anyone want to bother with it in the first place? Even before the recent maddening change to indecipherability, it was always a nuisance. And what purpose is it supposed to serve anyway?

Always seemed silly to me.

However, I'm willing to learn, if there's something you think I need to know.

Please forgive me, if I sounded "peremptory." In ruth I was half kidding -- but only half.

I'm really just a pussycat at heart -- as I thought surely you knew by now.


~ FT

Z said...

Ducky, please please come back and tell us how my lunch piece was 'fake'? A lot of us would love to see that. I keep telling you READ THE ARTICLES, it really helps.

Trekkie4Ever said...

I love the last, alleged e-mail about Michael Moore, I wonder, can I help? LOL!

It's too funny how Obama and his cronies and liberal groupies continue to blame Bush for everything.

Finntann said...

FT: If it is possible not to have it, why would anyone want to bother with it in the first place?

Because it prevents bots (small automated computer programs) from placing unwanted ads in your blog comments... if that's a problem I suppose.

I've seen them elsewhere on occasion, usually something along the lines of "good post, for looking for wives go to beautiful russian woman dot com"...or something like

Anonymous said...


If there were a way we could cash in on those ads, I'd be all for it, although it annoys me off click on a link and be faced with a "commercial" before I can get to the information cited on a video, etc.

Commercials! The downside of free market Capitalism.

Thanks for the the information.

~ FT

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