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| Communist Hamsters threaten to "take out" America |
Only a few caught the details of the picture at the left, so I thought I'd post it again. Hamsters defending their communists is always worth a laugh or two...
Without further ado, here are the quoteworthy exchanges of the past week:
We start with an exchange between Bd and Bastiatarian. Bd, like all liberals, starts with the false premise that if government doesn't do it, it won't get done. Like an abused wife with Stockholm Syndrome defending her man that blacks her eyes and leaves her penniless, Bd lashes out at anyone who dares suggest that maybe government should get smaller.
Here's his weak attempt at sarcasm (or something like that) directed at the mean conservatives who are tired of the government picking their pockets at the point of a gun...
Bd:
I don't mind if my 12 year old grand daughter has to quit school and work in sweat shops.
Bastiatarian's riposte:
Neither do I. In fact, I'll be angry if she doesn't become a hooker. I also want old people to eat nothing but cat food in an unheated one-room apartment, then freeze to death and starve to death at the same time, then come back to life and freeze to death and starve to death at the same time again.
Plus, I hate Negroes, Orientals, and brown people, especially if they're gay, and I have started a campaign to deny them healthcare. I want my woman to walk at least 5 steps behind me, and fan me with a palm frond and pumice my corns while I watch TV and talk on the phone with all those corporate executives that I'm plotting with to keep the working class in subjugation.
I want all the schools shut down, since education is only for the chosen elite, like me. I get my exercise in the morning by clubbing baby seals then burning them on a pile of street bums that I have rolled for quarters to finance my 500 private jets that I fly around in just to create smog and make unicorns cry.
Did I cover everything? Or do you have other moronic, brain-dead blabbering to add?
That's the tea party spirit!
FreeThinke describes liberalism
I love the last part of FreeThinke's remarks. I am a fan of Mark Twain, as well as late Victorian and early 20th Century literature, and in these genres you will find such beautifully fusty formulations.
One Way Rudeness -- the favored methodology of "Progressives." THEY feel perfectly free at all times to chastise, castigate, counsel, condemn, caricature and crap all over anyone who does not share their views, but dare to point out a glaring inconsistency or falsehood in any of the crud they fling your way, and YOU are a dirty SOB who'd sell your three-year-old-daughter's virginity to Dominique Strauss-Kahn, if the price was right.
Buncombe! Balderdash! Tosh and Tarradiddle! Stuff and Nonsense! Bilge! Rot! Bullshit! All describe liberalism to a tee.
Finally, Christopher answered my question, Why Does Obama Hate American Workers...
Why Does Obama Hate American Workers?
We do something he abhors and has never done himself - work.
Have a happy weekend!
