Neologisms, NeoComms and the News

* - This post employs neologisms to critically analyze the progressive statists and neocommunists in our midst.  There is a glossary at the bottom of the post for your convenience.

It is a sign of the times that parody no longer possesses shock value thanks to real-life becoming a parody of itself.  Who would have thought that the United States of Great Satan Amrika would elect a man named Hussein?

Further, who would have envisioned an American President slapping down Israel and disrespecting her leaders?  Sure, maybe the Zionist lobby has too much influence, but President Obama counters it by letting Sunni Muslim Brotherhood types dictate policy to him, when he's not busy taking marching orders from the racists at La Raza.
 
I know, saying such "racist" things causes the Obama fanboys and fangirls to self-flatulate and blow up the conversation with a gaseous fireball of indignant rage, thereby destroying bipartisan comity.

But anyway, here's a news article snippet:

Obama Threatened to Shoot Down Israeli Planes
The Bethlehem-based news agency Ma’an has cited a Kuwaiti newspaper report Saturday, that US President Barack Obama thwarted an Israeli military attack against Iran's nuclear facilities in 2014 by threatening to shoot down Israeli jets before they could reach their targets in Iran. (Israel National News)

Can you believe that?  Although it is quite possible, the leftwing Proglodytes will dismiss it as rightwing kookery.  This is known as a  Leftwing Lafftosh, whereby the hive defends the throne by throwing up a wall of fake laughter, works every time.

But anyway...

Nina Pham Sues Texas Hospital
Nina Pham, the nurse who contracted ebola while treating infected immigrant Thomas Eric Duncan, is suing...

"...Texas Health Resources alleging that while she became the American face of the fight against the disease, the hospital’s lack of training and proper equipment and violations of her privacy made her “a symbol of corporate neglect — a casualty of a hospital system’s failure to prepare for a known and impending medical crisis.”" (Dallas News)

She should be suing President Obama and his Office of Border Non-Enforcement and Immigration Welcome Mat Weenies at the Heimatlandsicherheitabteilung for letting Mr. Ebola enter the country so he could infect Ms. Pham and others.  How many people does our government have to sicken, maim and kill before people have enough and demand accountability?

Ask progressives a simple, neutral question like why doesn't our government test immigrants for diseases, or restrict immigration from known ebola hot zones, and Obama's defenders will Wriggle the Game by pretending to not understand the question.  Hardcore marxists like the Beantown Quacker will pull the old Il Canardo and divert the thread down the primrose path of irrelevancies, trivialities, teacup tempests, and made-up controversies.

But I digress... 

Modern Lawfare...  Dealt from the bottom of the Race Card Deck

As they say in those cheesy infomercials, "But wait!  There's more!"

Here's the best part of the story.  Nurse Pham isn't the first to sue Dallas Presbyterian Hospital:

Duncan's nephew, Josephus Weeks, toured Dallas with civil rights leader Jesse Jackson and Duncan's mother at his side. On CNN, Weeks accused the hospital of letting Duncan die because he was black. And he hinted at a lawsuit.

Weeks went quiet in November, after the hospital paid Duncan's parents and children an undisclosed cash settlement. He's been out of the media since then, and didn't return a reporter's call.(Dallas News)

I wonder what "Reverend" Highjacks'em's take was?    

Neologism Glossary 

Please read and provide corrections, suggestions, criticisms, etc...

Proglodyte:
a. A member of a fabulous or prehistoric race of socialist government worshipers that lives in ideological caves, dens, or holes.
b. A regressive progressive considered to be reclusive, reactionary, out of date, or brutish. 
c. Resembling a nonhuman ape that hoots rudimentary words like "Science!" or "Tolerance," despite a demonstrated incomprehension of their meaning.
d. An ideologically deaf and blind animal that lives underground, as an ant or a worm. Not in scientific use.

Liberal Lafftosh:
a. A rhetorical feint; an attempt to dismiss legitimate criticism as balderdash.
b. An endeavor to flick away unpleasant facts by laughing them off. Employed by illiberal leftists to avoid serious discussion of anything that exposes their dogma for the tarpit of illogic and incoherence that it is.

Wriggling the Game:
a. Leftwing debating tactic whereby the duplicitous dogmatist feigns ignorance or purposely misunderstands a simple question posed by a right-thinking person.
b. (Il)Liberal attempt to slither out of any dangerous situation where facts and logic endanger (il)liberal orthodoxy.

Self-Flatulation:
a. A flamboyant leftwing gambit to upend the conversational chessboard when facts become unpleasant or when a normal person (aka 'the enemy') exposes some point of progressive political correctness to ridicule or scorn.
b. Self-Flatuate: To explode in righteous anger and malodorous indignation and fill the debate forum with noxious charges of racism, sexism, insensitivity, islamophobia, xenophobia, Mexican-hatred, dwarf tossing, anti-transgender-otherism, Queerty-fear, gunpowder-related penis inadequacy, homophobia, Christophilia, war-mongering, wage inequality, cat juggling, or any other white privilege crime invented by the academic left.

Il Canardo:
a. A tactic used by sour consumers of Salon and The Nation to curdle the conversation by introducing pungent clots of sneering socialist slash-and-burn propaganda guaranteed to inflame and roil right-thinking interlocutors.
b. A diversionary stinkbomb tossed by ducks possessed of only a left wing. Emitting toxic conversational poisons and thought-choking irrelevancies, this tactic is almost guaranteed to shut down useful debate.
c. A disruptive quacking. Despite urban legends to the contrary, the Beantown Quacker's brays of "Saint Ronnie Raygun!" and "Tinkle Down!" do indeed have an echo, which often derails the debate and sends it downward into Morons Snorting Nothing But Communism trivialities, invented 'facts' and bandwagon communist labor movement campfire songs.

The Jersey Special:
a. An operatic rodomontade of bluster, bombast and ranting vulgarities that explodes from Garden State leftwingers when they have no rebuttal to sensible conservative commentary.  Instead, they unleash gasconades of inflated braggadocio in an attempt to elevate their status from that of a humble freight yard ape at an East Coast dock into an expert in foreign affairs and international finance.
b. Occurs when a "liberal" cigarette chomper in a porkpie hat stomps on the gas and attempts to evade the truth but ends up sliding off the Jersey Turnpike of truth. He curses, raves like a maniac, and spins his rhetorical wheels trying to justify the unjustifiable, explain the inexplicable, and defend the indefensible. Stuck, he hangs his arm out the window like a Christmas ham and continues to pompously lecture us as he revs the engine, mud flying from the spinning tires, plastering unfortunate bystanders with a farrago of bluster and pseudo-intellectualism. His cartoonish antics are accompanied by smelly, billowing clouds of dust and smoke as the marxist malefactor burns rubber, screeches, and mires the car deeper into the intellectual ruts he creates.

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Those are some of my neologisms, and you've seen them before. Do you have any? Please post them in the comments section for the amusement of all.