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You can have that with spicy red socialist sauce, green environmental chiles, and a side of blue conservative pancakes. Oh and don't forget a big centrist cup of joe!*
Here are some news links I collected this past week but didn't blog about...
What are those inscrutable communists up to?
The Colorado State Patrol finally did the right thing and cleared out the urine-soaked pot smokers who were infesting the grounds of our golden-domed capitol. Zuccotti Park in New York remains a socialist sewer, much to the consternation of frustrated business owners who used to make money there before the creeps and freeloaders moved in and scared all the business away.
Matt Labash, an observant writer at Weekly Standard, infiltrated the Occupy Wall Street Proletariapalooza and survived to tell us about it. His report from the communist encampment at Zuccotti Park, Eyewitness to History, is an entertaining must-read.
On that same subject, I agree with George Will's latest column: Here's to a Long Life for Occupy Wall Street. Conservatives have the tea parties, who tend to vote Republican. The left has the stinking freeloaders protesting having to pay for stuff, and the Democrats have already thrown in with them. We should look forward to that contest going national.
And in other fun News…
... The Vice President threatened to rape and murder more people if congress failed to pass Obama’s jobs bill...
... Obama Fights The Lord's Army, with Sarah Palin tweeting, "I told ya so!"
Saudis say Iran must 'pay the price...'
... and offer to hold Uncle Sam's coat while we do the oily dictator-kingdom's dirty work. Again.
Finally, some humor, because we need it...
- If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change?
- Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Have a good week!
* - Thanks to Finntann for the idea for the title and into
What are those inscrutable communists up to?
The Colorado State Patrol finally did the right thing and cleared out the urine-soaked pot smokers who were infesting the grounds of our golden-domed capitol. Zuccotti Park in New York remains a socialist sewer, much to the consternation of frustrated business owners who used to make money there before the creeps and freeloaders moved in and scared all the business away.
Matt Labash, an observant writer at Weekly Standard, infiltrated the Occupy Wall Street Proletariapalooza and survived to tell us about it. His report from the communist encampment at Zuccotti Park, Eyewitness to History, is an entertaining must-read.
On that same subject, I agree with George Will's latest column: Here's to a Long Life for Occupy Wall Street. Conservatives have the tea parties, who tend to vote Republican. The left has the stinking freeloaders protesting having to pay for stuff, and the Democrats have already thrown in with them. We should look forward to that contest going national.
And in other fun News…
... The Vice President threatened to rape and murder more people if congress failed to pass Obama’s jobs bill...
... Obama Fights The Lord's Army, with Sarah Palin tweeting, "I told ya so!"
Saudis say Iran must 'pay the price...'
... and offer to hold Uncle Sam's coat while we do the oily dictator-kingdom's dirty work. Again.
Finally, some humor, because we need it...
- If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change?
- Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Have a good week!
* - Thanks to Finntann for the idea for the title and into
