Saturday, October 20, 2012

Saturday Ha Ha's

My old Air Force buddy OD sent me these, so I thought I'd pass them along...

Ruger has come out with a new commemorative Pistol called "The Congressman..."


It doesn't work and you can't fire it.


Here's my favorite:


I'm gearing up to go hunting.  Have a great weekend!

39 comments:

Steve said...

Prove what a man you are - go kill something

Silverfiddle said...

This is why I and others suspect you are a woman, Stevie. Please don't take it as an insult, we love women.

But why would you adopt a male persona?

They way you argue betrays your femininity.

A man would not challenge another man by saying "Prove what a man you are - go kill something."

That's something a woman would say.

Keep posting, I'll delete it all later after I get back from work.

Steve said...

See you on the news after you have killed

Liberalmann said...

A wise man can only laugh at lying fools like Ryan.

KP said...

A Thanksgiving turkey would be nice. Maybe some wild boar and carnitas!

Steve said...

That's right only a woman can be against hunting
Thanks for showing your red neck, woman hating side
We knew you had it in you
Just let it out and show your hate to all

Steve said...

No man could be against hunting, or they would not be a real man
My guess is you have a very small penis and need to compensate by carrying a very big gun

Thersites said...

Vegans kill!

Silverfiddle said...

"My guess is you have a very small penis

See, there's another argument no man would seriously employ against another man.

You're proving my point, sis.

And my first observation was not contingent upon you mentioning hunting, but your womanly, "Prove what a man you are" comment.

Men don't talk like that to other men. And speaking of hunting, there are many damn good women hunters, many better than I am I'll readily admit.

Conservative men are not threatened by strong women who know how to shoot. On the contrary, we welcome it. That's twice as much meat in the bag.

FreeThinke said...

Be sure to bring home at least one brace of Democrats -- preferably more.

They make poor eating, but interesting subjects for taxidermy.

Think what a great game room you could have!

~ FT

Silverfiddle said...

FT: I love that old world formulation, "a brace of democrats."

And Liberalmann, you must have been watching a different debate.

Biden was the laughing, raging fool. The man has a serious case of Jokeritis.

Have you thanked an Iranian war vet lately?

Steve said...

Back from working at WalMart - just part time obviously
Sorry to hear about your small penis, I'm sure your big gun will make you feel more like a man

Thersites said...

?from here on out, there should be no mention of "democrats" unless preceded wirh the adjective "snivelling".

"Snickering" could be used as a substitute.

Thersites said...

Between the two, the entire range of attributes most often exhibitted by snivelling democrats are captured.

Silverfiddle said...

Indeed Thersites, and I misspoke when I accused the Veep of having Jokeritis.

Vice President Joe Biden is bedeviled by Galloping Jokeritis.

Thersites said...

It is rather uncontrollable, isn't it? Methinke Hubris is beginning to overtake the snivellers... let's just hope that nemesis takes note on election day.

KP said...

I am guessing you are hunting dove if you are filling a bag? They are probably moving south about now. I have never shot a dove but I hear they are very quick once they take flight.

Silverfiddle said...

KP:

Game bag, could mean anything. In this case, it's elk hunting.

I haven't dove hunted in a long time, but I do hunt pheasant, a noble looking and tasty creature.

viburnum said...

Come now Thersites, the proprieties must be observed. One should always capitalize the proper name of a goddess, particularly one so little given to mercy. ;-)

Thersites said...

Given the "nature" of the goddess being appealed to as "arbiter of last resort", a small 'd' is entirely appropriate.

We are a Republic, after all... not a 'Democracy. ;)

Thersites said...

Jebediah embiggens us all, here in Springfield, anyway. ;)

Z said...

That Ruger should be called the VICE PRESIDENT....did you hear Biden say the GOP has bullets aimed at "you" recently?!! YOu can't make this guy up.

A bro-in-law shoots quails or something about once a year...my sis says "Marc's killing birds this weekend"...I think it's about the only place they have major differences!:)

Thersites said...

Illustrative link for above. ;)

viburnum said...

Good luck on the hunting trip SF. Saw quite a few elk out there in July, of course finding them in October is always a different story.

Silverfiddle said...

Yeah. It's hot, so they'll probably be up high.

Ducky's here said...

Enjoy yourself, Silver. I assume you're after deer.

My fondest wish is that one of the "z" circle post up on the Republican voter registration fraud that was uncovered recently.

Where's Andrew Breitfart and his little pansy "film maker" when you need them.

Seems the RNC hired this firm before and there's been so much controversy that they demanded a name change before hiring them again.

Unlike a few rogue registration cards these scum are throwing out any cards registered Dem. Can't believe the leftist media(LMFAO) isn't all over this.

viburnum said...

I'll be happy to condemn that as despicable behavior for you Ducky. No matter which side is doing it.

Ducky's here said...

Is Steve a vegetarian?

Rational Nation USA said...

After reading the Canine's comments on this thread I just have to admit I have been much to kind in my clinical observation of its maladies.

It is obviously suffering from extreme neurotic syndrome coupled with a rare gender disorientation for which there is no cure.

In laymen and laywomen terms this means Canine Doo Dropper is firmly frozen in la la land.

Everyone in a very progressive and collectivist spirit should cut D

Steve said...

Thank you Dr. Mengela

Steve said...

Thank you Dr. Mengela

Have you been drinking again tonight, or just stuttering

Rational Nation USA said...

Continued from previous... oo Doo some slack.

And no you pile of human excrement I have not been drinking nor stuttering. My smart phone puked all over having been forced to read your garbage Adolf.

Z said...

Ducky! Thanks....but you got that story wrong. You really think the mainstream media wouldn't have had that in 8" headlines if it was as big a story as the Dem fraud they're uncovering now in FLA?

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-voter-registration-florida-republicans-20120928,0,7654954.story

The GOP filed the complaint.

I hope that helps.

thanks for the "Z" circle..if that's what you meant. Talk about flattering.

Silverfiddle said...

A woman disguised as a dog... How amusing!

@ Ducky: "Enjoy yourself, Silver. I assume you're after deer."

Thanks, Ducky. It's elk. That's hundreds of pounds of meat if you can manage to down one.

The weather is warm, so we're going to have to work for it. I was at a party tonight and one woman's husband was hunting down in Gunnison already, and the report wasn't good. We'll see.

Leticia said...

Hilarious!! Thanks for the chuckle!

Jersey McJones said...

To call Paul Ryan a wise man is to call Lance Armstrong a great cyclist.

It doesn't count if you cheat.

Maybe that's lost on you cons these days.

I hope not.

JMJ

Thersites said...

Can you name another cyclist w/o Wikipedia Jersey?

Evidently Madonna qualifies as a "great" recording artist....

Silverfiddle said...

Unlike Joe Biden, Ryan has actually done years of homework and had proposed solutions to our debt crisis.

You may disagree with his proposals, but you can't deny he's done some heavy lifting.

And yes, especially compared to Jokeritis Joe, Ryan is a wise man.

OD357 said...

Appreciate the shout out.