Texas tells the UN to Get Bent

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Finally, an American citizen stands up to the International House of Rape and Corruption known as the UN…

Texas Attorney General Threatens to Arrest UN Elections Observers

Here's what Texas Attorney General Greg Abbot had to say when he got wind of UN plans to send some representatives of tyranny to observe our elections:

"It may be a criminal offense for OSCE's representatives to maintain a presence within 100 feet of a polling place's entrance," he writes. "Failure to comply with these requirements could subject the OSCE's representatives to criminal prosecution for violating state law."

Then Rick Perry stepped up to the microphone, narrowed his eyes down to slits reminiscent of a gunslinger on a dusty street squinting into the noonday sun and declared he would personally hog-tie and drag behind his horse any damned UN bastard found in his state.   He then called the UN "Satan's tool," gave a hearty yee-haw, and shot out a chandelier with his .45 before telling reporters they had 30 seconds to clear out before he used them as target practice.

OK, I made that last paragraph up, but back to the story... 

Liberal Democrats have been trying like hell over these past decades to turn the United States into a third world country, and their latest gambit is inviting in UN election observers. This act alone should disqualify them from any responsible position in government. We are the United States of America, not some turd world hell-hole that needs international panjandrums and special rapporteurs gettin’ all up in our bidness. And despite the four year reign of King Obama, we are still a nation of laws. Antics such as this make a mockery of our system of justice and erode public confidence in our institutions.

The Poobah in charge of election observation for the corrupt international organization of torturers and despots was indignant at the Texan’s sovereign declaration:

“The threat of criminal sanctions against OSCE/ODIHR observers is unacceptable,” Lenarčič said. “The United States, like all countries in the OSCE, has an obligation to invite ODIHR observers to observe its elections.”

Just try coming into Texas, you pedophile-enabling kleptocrat. I hope they lasso your ass and drag you kicking and screaming into the Gulf of Mexico as they fire pistols in the air and shout “Yahoo!”